"The internet. Brought to you with effort, for no effort." I came up with this but I might not be the first to say/quote this

If the Worlds an asshole then ISIS are the hemorrhoids… - Random guy on Facebook

"Be a fountain, not a drain"

I need some help with a few idioms. Right now I have: “Does a bear shit in the woods?” “Is the Pope Catholic?” & “did Sinatra get any tail?” Can you think of any others? Thanks

YOLO is Carpe Diem for stupid people - Kid in my English Language class

'It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it' -Joseph Joubert

“We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?” - Doctor Who